First recap of all members:
Professor Aximli aka Prof. AX- has no power, he's our chaufeur.
ArchAngel (SF)- Tyler's angels reject
Gambit (marco)- throws papercut-hazourdous playing cards at bad guys
Aquaman (animan)- he's our waterboy but we felt sorry for him so he got a superhero name
Storm (ukani)- has a portable fan and a staticy sweater
Cyclops (jeff)- came for free sunglasses
Iceman (Tyler)- holds the cooler.
Now onto.....
Prof Ax: Okay guys and girl. Your training is over, and you can truly beat the living crap out of Tyler's angels now! Oh...and save the world! All: Muahahahahaha Prof: okay! let's get going into the Ax-car! And save more people then those angels! The Professor gets into the car but the car blows up. Storm: Now we don't have to save the world! Iceman: Whew, i was scared there for a second. We almost had to HELP people! ArchAngel: Now we can change our team name! Gambit: No, let's keep it to honour the professor. Plus i got no better rip-off name than the Ax-men. Aquaman: Good point. ArchAngel: quiet you! Get me some water! As the waterboy...er...i mean Aquaman gets Archangel some water, Iceman is now pondering what to do next. Iceman: what he said. What do we do next? Gambit: We could try and make a difference and prove the the people that we are as righteous as the Tyler's angels. All: ::blinks:: All: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Gambit: Yea i know, but seriously, what do we do? Storm: Let's go clubbin! All: Yea! Aquaman: But you guys blew up the car when you blew up the professor. Iceman: damn! we buy a new Ax-car! Gambit: Who do you think we are? Hard working class people? No, we're gonna steal a car! What car will they steal? Be sure to read the next issue!
Saving the World! Sort Of. pt.1
In the Ax-mansion (Ax's basement).
Gambit: Yes! The car bomb plan worked!
Dun dun dun dun......