ANIMORPHS WEEKLY (AW) NEWSLETTER ISSUE #1 HI EVERYONE, I’m glad you guys like AW!! 6 people have already subscribed, it’s a low number but I’m getting a few more messages from people, like you, who are interested. Remember, if any of your friends are Animorphs fans too, tell them they can also join AW!! I will keep you posted on the number of people who join AW!!! And now, (fanfare) GJL productions proudly present (drum roll please) the very first issue of AW!!!!! This week’s newsletter is jam packed full of stuff. Read on and ENJOY!!!! THIS WEEK’S ISSUE INCLUDES: -CURRENT ANIMORPHS BOOK (WITH A TWIST)!! -UP COMING ANIMORPHS BOOKS!! -UPDATE ON ANIMORPHS TV SHOW!! -ANIMORPHS FORUM!! -GOSSIP!! -SHOUT OUT! POLL!! -CONTEST!! -NEXT WEEK!! -CLOSING REMARKS!! __________________________ CURRENT ANIMORPHS BOOK Unfortunately there is no new book. But we should expect one really soon!! The good news is that, the plot twist contest will continue. Speaking of the contest, this week’s winner is: AX CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Here is his twist: The animorphs go down to the yeerk pool (which is underneath an oatmeal factory) in a fly morph (again. Careful Jake!!!) They find out that the Yeerks no longer need Kandrona rays but to “eat” a well balanced meal of oatmeal to survive. They also swim around and live in oatmeal, so I guess they are called Oatmeal Yeerk Poolsl!!! Funny and very creative AX!!!!!!! Don’t forget to send in your twisted plot. !!!NEW NEWS!!!: You don’t have to do your twisted plot on The Underground. It can be about and Animorph book!! _______________________________ UP COMING ANIMIORPHS BOOKS!!! The Departure (? on the title) will be Cassie’s newest book involving a butterfly morph and a Hork-Bajir who finds out all the Animorphs’ secrets. Also Cassie may be leaving the team!!!!! Sounds very exciting, can’t wait to read it!!!! ____________________________________ UPDATE ON THE ANIMORPHS TV SHOW!! A lot of die-hard Animorphs fans out there don’t have Nickelodeon and they are scared that their local TV Company will not broadcast Animorphs in their country. If any Canadians out there are reading this, you can e-mail YTV and tell them to broadcast Animorphs!! Email them at webheads@ytv.ca Anyway, some good news released from the writer of the show, the show WILL NOT be a cartoon!! It will be with real people (just like Home Improvement or the X-Files is)!! That’s all the news on the show, more next week!! ___________________ ANIMORPHS FORUM!! A couple of people out there wrote to me!!! Thanks very much, here is what they had to say: It’s a really good newsletter. Will you have a new contest every week? PL Dear PL, yes every week AW will have a new contest. Hi, Witch part of September will it (the Animorphs show) be in? Early, Middle or late? From Richard Dear Richard, I don't exactly know which part of September. KA said she will post all the information on her web site when she gets the information!! When I get this info. too I will post it in the AW Newsletter!!! But, if any of you out there know the answer to this question please inform me. _______________ ADVERTISEMENT TO HAVE A REFRESHING DAY START OF WITH QUAKER YEERK IN THE MORNING. THE OATMEAL FOR YEERKS!!! IT’S HOT, STEAMY, AND REALLY GOOD TO EAT (BETTER THAN KANDRONA RAYS). TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE HAVE THREE BOWLS OF QUAKER YEERK TO STAY ALIVE!!!! SO GET SOME QUAKER YEERK IN A YEERK POOL NEAR YOU, AVAILABLE IN ANDALITE, HUMAN AND KANDRONA FLAVORS!!!!! ________ GOSSIP!! Here is some gossip passed down from KAA herself (I’m getting this from a magazine interview, and a couple of things I picked up from the net!!) --KA is thinking of making a 3 part Animorphs book (you know PART 1 and TO BE CONTINUED. . . all that jazz) --A new member to the Animorphs team will joinin that 3 part book! --A female Andalite may appear in a book (Ax’s girlfriend??)! --KAA lives in an apartment in New York. To get her full address check out the FAQ on the Animorphs web page! --KA has two cats!! --“To Michael” ever wonder who he is? Turns out he is KA’s husband!! --KA’s son doesn’t like to read Animorphs much. He has only read a few of the books! --KA has made a huge mistake in Megamorphs#2!! If you have any gossip you’d like to share, send it to me and I’ll be sure to post it up (along with your name beside it!!) ________________ SHOUT OUT! POLL The results to last week’s question: WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE ALIEN RACE? Are posted below!!!! As you probably guessed, the Andalites won!! I must admit, I voted for the yeerks. They are the villains that are so evil they are good!!!! ANDALITES: 3 votes YEERKS: 1 vote This week’s poll question is: WHICH ANIMORPH MEMBER TO YOU LIKE THE LEAST? (Dumb question, you probably like all the members, but you got to admit, it is original) Tally your vote at: doug_funnie@hotmail.com The deadline is Friday April 3rd 1998. So hurry!!!! ________ CONTEST Last week’s contest question was: IN 100 WORDS OR LESS : PRETEND YOU ARE A HIGH RANKING VISSER. MAKE UP A PLAN THAT WILL WIN FOR SURE AND THE ANIMORPHS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DEFEAT. I said I will choose the top best 3 so, here they are: GET A NUCLEAR BOMB AND DROP IT ON THE ANDALITE PLANET. Jason (a.k.a. Daniel) Very creative Jason even though you are a man of very little words!!! KIDNAP THE ANIMORPHS TEAM IN MORPH FORM AND THROW ALL OF THEM IN THE YEERK POOL. pats Good idea pats!!! Since only two people entered the contest, here is something I made up on my own: FIND THE TIME MATRIX AND GO BACK IN TIME TO DESTROY THE VERY FIRST ANDALITE OR GO BACK TO THE AGE OF THE DINOS. GET A T-REX MORPH AND IN A BATTLE MORPH THE T-REX AND SQUISH THE ANDALITE TEAM. GJL There is something to show you that with a little imagination you can win and get published in AW!!!! This week’s contest is: WRITE A LIST OF 3 ANIMORPHS TITLES OF YOUR OWN AND WRITE A ONE-SENTENCE SUMMARY OF THAT BOOK!!! I again will choose the best 3 and post them!! Submit you contest entries to: doug_funnie@hotmail.com the only rule is that it has to be from YOUR own imagination NOT from KA’s. The deadline is Friday April 3rd 1998. So hurry!!!! ___________ NEXT WEEK! Next weeks issue will include: - A fun and games section, featuring fun and games (what else)!! - More forum, contests, and polls!! - An exclusive interview with . . . . . . ..????????!! - AW Survey!! AND LOTS LOTS MORE!!!!!!! _________________ CLOSING REMARKS I just want to thank everyone for reading this first issue!! A lot of you out there are not voting or entering the contests, C’mon don’t be shy send them in before the deadline!!!!! Please email me your questions, comments, contest entries, gossip and votes to: doug_funnie@hotmail.com and tell me what you liked, didn’t like and anything I can improve on for next week’s issue and you might be published in the AW Forum (also I need input, or you could wait for next week’s issue and fill in the AW Survey!!! I hoped you liked the first issue, stay tuned next week for another great issue of AW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS AGAIN!!! <LONG LIVE THE ANIMORPHS> GJL