Grrrrrrrrr! ~throws keyboard out of window~

Writers block.

Two words that strike anger into every writer's heart. The only disease, that enables you to come up with a plot for your next fanfic, or rant.

You would not believe how many people I PO'ed by asking about rant topics. And the whole time it's sitting right there. Writers Block! The reason I didn't have this done a week ago, like I said I would.

Writer's block is evil. Writer's block is wrong. It might even be illegal.

I'm not sure about the last one, but the other 2 are true. Writer's block actually reminds me of Nsync, in a twisted, scary way.

Let's take a look, shall we?

Nsync: Annoying

Writers Block: Annoying

OK, that’s the only resemblance I can think of right now. I don’t think Writers Block wears tight pants or looks extremely queer. Actually, Nsync is a lot worse the writer's block. Writers Block only makes you write crap. Nsync…is crap.

But that's another rant.

This one's about writer's block, which is now attacking me full force. I haven't been able to write a decent sentence in my fic in weeks, months maybe. And this rant is living proof that writers block makes you unable to….. dang. I can't even think of what my next word should be.

Because of writers block.

It's out there people, attacking the unsuspecting writer.

Be afraid, very, very, afraid.

And if anyone finds a pill that cures writer's block instantly, email me, please.

By Jes

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