Deli Meats, what else can I say?
This "RANT" is not about Ani-TV or anything else like that. It's about...
DELI MEATS!!! I HATE DELI MEATS!!! Also cows that fly but mostly DELI
MEATS!!! EW EW EW!!! YUCKY YUCKY YUCKY!!! They're POINTLESS!!! WHY did people
HAVE to invent them in the 1970s or whatever?!?!?! It's practically
IMPOSSIBLE to cook them!!! When you try to put it in the toaster it won't
fit!!! Screaming at it doesn't help EITHER!!! I DO NOT LIKE COLD DELI
MEATS!!! I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I licked one 2 years
from now and DID NOT LIKE HOW IT TASTED!!! Now keep reading if you would like
to continue wasting you time. Also, I wrote a song about my hatefulness of
DELI MEATS:
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THE WRATH OF DELI MEATS
OH, - Deli - meats,
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If you found my song educational you are very weird. But if you liked it
E-mail me at Mac. I like useless E-mail.
(Sing along with the tune of Jingle Bells)
Deli - meats,
Blah - blah - blah - blah - blah,
I - DO - NOT - LIKE - DELI - MEATS
BECAUSE THEY TASTE YUCKY!!!
By Mac
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