RE: Deli Meats, what else can I say?

This Rant is dedicated to: Malcolm no I'm not talking about the guy from tv whose a genius! His name is Mac? Well ever heard of him? Well you wrote those "funny" stories called the Confused and the Money Circles.

WELL ANYWAY THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR HIM! DELI MEATS RULE CHEESE IS YUCKY AND STUFF!

To the tune of the Rice of Roni the San Fransico Treat: Deli meats the everyone who likes them treat! There really good and yummy and they feel good in your tummy! There yummy! Well okay maybe that wasn't the tune to the Rice of Roni song oooohhhh welllll.....

DID YOU KNOW?

When I was about 5 or maybe 6 my mom was melting cheese for this dish thing and guess what? It blew up our microwave! Did you know that? Well that shows ya that cheese is a hazard to your health! The fire department had to come and everything.

Cheese has greese on it too if you melt it. Ever been to McDonald's or something and had your Cheeseburger all greesy? Well thats because of the CHEESE! Everything bad is the CHEESE's fault! My b-ball team didn't win a game so its the CHEESE's fault! Well maybe that wasn't a very good example.

I've asked people if they like cheese or deli meats better and like 68% think deli meats are better! I think this site should have a poll asking if peoples like cheese or deli meats better.

Of course thats just my opionion. Or however you spell that funky word!

By Sabrina

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