Bad Ani-Tv!!

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Ani-Tv is very, very bad! I don't even know where to start!

1: Actors:

Shawn Ashmore: The real Jake has only smiled like 5 times. Shawn Ashmore has smiled like 20 times!

Brooke Nevin: She doesn't look a thing like Rachel! In my opinion, the T.V. Rachel likes Marco a little more than Tobias.

Chris Ralph: Black hair? Leather jackets? 23 years old? Is it just me, or does Tobias seem a little old?

Nadia Nascimento: She looks nothing like Cassie! She doesn't act like Cassie either. I think Ani-Tv's Cassie likes Tobias more than Jake!

Boris Cabrera: Only a few of his jokes are funny. But most of them aren't. I heard that Boris had just got hired and they were originally going to have another Marco. I think the other Marco would've done a better job!

Paulo Costanzo: He looks a little like Ax's human morph, but not enough. He acts totally different than Ax other than the crazy food and the mouth.

#2: Morphs:

Jake: Where in the world are his peregrene falcon, rhinocerous, shark, green anole, and about 10 other morphs?

Rachel: You are missing you African elephant, grizzly bear, bald eagle, rat, and about 10 other morphs.

Tobias: Hello? Anybody home? Where are your Hork-Bajir, Andalite, Rabbit, and about 13 other morphs? Oh, that's right, you prefer hawks.

Cassie: Since when in Cassie's combat morph a horse? Let's take a look at her missing morphs. Wolf, Dolphin, Butterfly, and about 10 other morphs.

Marco: Ah yes, Marco. Gorilla, wolf spider, shark, cockroach and about 10 other morphs.

Ax: Ax has no alien morphs! In the 6th episode, Ax states that he has trouble with heights, so he doesn't have a flying morph. In the book he has a Northern Harrier and a Seagull. He also has about 10 other morphs that he's missing.

#3: Episodes:

Where are the Taxxons? Ax has trouble with heights? Puppet aliens? You call those Hork-Bajir? What do the Hork-Bajir do?

Where are the Taxxons?

That's a good question. They were probably too hard to make a puppet out of!

Ax has trouble with heights?

If he has trouble with heights, why was he in the dome ship in the first place?

Puppet aliens?

Puppets are for 5 year olds. Get with the future! I know you have computers, you use them to help with the morphing!

You call those creatures Hork-Bajir?

The Hork-Bajir heads look like a Triceratops without the armor behind the horns.

What do the Hork-Bajir do?

Nothing! In the third episode, when Marco freed the free hosts, a Hork-Bajir got trampled to death! I thought they were braver then that! In another episode, they were testing the Gleet BioFilter on a free Hork-Bajir. Why didn't it run away? The Visser was unarmed! Except for his "tail-blade."

In conclusion, in my opinion, I think they could've done a way better job on Ani-Tv!

 

By jkaspari@ameritech.net

 

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