Bad Ani-Tv!!
Ani-Tv is very, very bad! I don't even know where to start!
1: Actors:
Shawn Ashmore: The real Jake has only smiled like 5 times. Shawn Ashmore
has smiled like 20 times!
Brooke Nevin: She doesn't look a thing like Rachel! In my opinion, the
T.V. Rachel likes Marco a little more than Tobias.
Chris Ralph: Black hair? Leather jackets? 23 years old? Is it just me,
or does Tobias seem a little old?
Nadia Nascimento: She looks nothing like Cassie! She doesn't act like
Cassie either. I think Ani-Tv's Cassie likes Tobias more than Jake!
Boris Cabrera: Only a few of his jokes are funny. But most of them
aren't. I heard that Boris had just got hired and they were originally
going to have another Marco. I think the other Marco would've done a
better job!
Paulo Costanzo: He looks a little like Ax's human morph, but not enough.
He acts totally different than Ax other than the crazy food and the
mouth.
#2: Morphs:
Jake: Where in the world are his peregrene falcon, rhinocerous, shark,
green anole, and about 10 other morphs?
Rachel: You are missing you African elephant, grizzly bear, bald eagle,
rat, and about 10 other morphs.
Tobias: Hello? Anybody home? Where are your Hork-Bajir, Andalite,
Rabbit, and about 13 other morphs? Oh, that's right, you prefer hawks.
Cassie: Since when in Cassie's combat morph a horse? Let's take a look
at her missing morphs. Wolf, Dolphin, Butterfly, and about 10 other
morphs.
Marco: Ah yes, Marco. Gorilla, wolf spider, shark, cockroach and about
10 other morphs.
Ax: Ax has no alien morphs! In the 6th episode, Ax states that he has
trouble with heights, so he doesn't have a flying morph. In the book he
has a Northern Harrier and a Seagull. He also has about 10 other morphs
that he's missing.
#3: Episodes:
Where are the Taxxons? Ax has trouble with heights? Puppet aliens? You
call those Hork-Bajir? What do the Hork-Bajir do?
Where are the Taxxons?
That's a good question. They were probably too hard to make a puppet out
of!
Ax has trouble with heights?
If he has trouble with heights, why was he in the dome ship in the first
place?
Puppet aliens?
Puppets are for 5 year olds. Get with the future! I know you have
computers, you use them to help with the morphing!
You call those creatures Hork-Bajir?
The Hork-Bajir heads look like a Triceratops without the armor behind
the horns.
What do the Hork-Bajir do?
Nothing! In the third episode, when Marco freed the free hosts, a
Hork-Bajir got trampled to death! I thought they were braver then that!
In another episode, they were testing the Gleet BioFilter on a free
Hork-Bajir. Why didn't it run away? The Visser was unarmed! Except for
his "tail-blade."
In conclusion, in my opinion, I think they could've done a way better
job on Ani-Tv!
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